A little warning next time, please.
I was minding my own business, when Anna came from nowhere and grabbed my behind. "You have a squishy butt," she commented as she turned and walked out of the room.
Okay, that is not fair. She should have at least given me some kind of warning first. I yelled for her to come back. I was ready for her this time. "Go ahead, do it again," I told her. She laughed and gave me another pat. "Say it," I threatened, but she just laughed again.
Putting her in a head lock, I told her to say it again. "Fine," she finally conceded. "Mom, you have buns of steel." That was all I needed to hear, she could leave now.
I know, a little childish...But hey, I have buns of steel, so it's okay.
4 comments:
you deserved it, you do it to me all the time, + you had just finished insulting my knees! So what if they have a little hair on them!
Everything looks fine from here!
me
Don't we know it! you have buns of steel!!!
I leave for five days and this is what I get. When did you guys become so weird?
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