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Mysteries of Life

Whenever I hear the song by John Mayer on the radio, I keep hoping that he will just say whatever it is he needs to say and get it off his chest. Obviously it is really bothering him or he could say it and move on. Until then, I'm afraid we're going to have to listen to the song over and over again, waiting to see if this will be the time he will actually get up enough nerve to say it---whatever that is.

Okay, JUST SAY IT ALREADY! But, the song ends and he still never said it. It's one of those things that will stay on my list of life's mysteries.

Like belts, they hold up pants. And belt loops hold up the belts, so it really isn't clear who the real hero is down there. I was never even aware of belt loops, totally disregarded them until Heather brought up this disturbing fact. Now it bothers me. Belts have been getting the credit all these years and no one ever thinks about belt loops. Don't they matter? I just don't know---another mystery.

And spam. I hate to even think about it, but who eats that and why do they even make it, anyway? I figure if you have to pop open a can of meat that isn't even self-respecting enough to go by the name of meat it is, how can you feel good about eating it. Besides, why would you eat spam---if you were truly bent on meat in a can, there is always canned chicken or tuna?

Alas another mystery to ponder.