Did you just say what I think you said?
Brian and I are snuggling on the couch. He leans in and kisses me. "It's barely even noticeable," he whispers. "What's barely noticeable?" I ask confused, pulling away from him.
"The zit on your nose. It was huge this morning---but now I can barely even tell it's there," he mentions this casually as he tries to scoot back next to me again.
Hello. Do I need to mention that I'm done snuggling? Because all I can think about is the zit on my nose. The worst part is, before now, I didn't even realize I had a zit on my nose. Thanks a lot.
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In my own defense...well...I guess I have no defense. Oh well...call me tactless.
Love,
me
Perhaps he thought it was a compliment? this is Julie's Swiss friend, Amy, by the way. The one who said to put lotion on your pantyhose. :)
Hi Amy! Perhaps, but, uh, probably not---He says he was trying to be reassuring:) That was a really good tip about the pantyhose, by the way. I've already used it a couple of times now!!! Thanks!
At least he's aware you're in the room....HA! :)
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